tl;dr $HOOD go uppies, $HUD go 3x uppies. $HOOD go downies, we go 3x downies. same buy button evwyone awweady uses, wif da levwage cwanked to max. gween day on wall stweet, gween day hewe, timesies thwee.
No USD pair. Every trade settles in a token that moves 3x harder than $HOOD. LP principal locked forever. 900M in liquidity, 100M vesting to the team, and every fee buys $HUD back off the market and sends it to 0x...dEaD. Circulating float only shrinks. Up only, and when it isn't, it's down 3x. Deal with it.
so: the casino stock moves 1%, the pool money moves 3%, and the feather does whatever the feather wants on top of that. that word everyone keeps saying, leverage, just means borrowed exposure: same bet, bigger swings, both ways. we chose the maximum. obviously.
The Mechanism©
The Mechanism© The Mechanism©
The Mechanism© The Mechanism©
Fixed 1B supply, minted once. No mint function, no owner powers. Source and constructor arguments publish with the launch.
900M $HUD paired against pHOOD3x. No presale and no crowd raise. Nobody has done this because nobody should.
The liquidity position is locked onchain, permanently. One transaction, one link, checkable by anyone forever.
10% to the team in an onchain vesting wallet, released linearly over one year from trading open.
Already live and indexed on DEX Screener. The chart is real, the trades are real, the wobble is real.
When $HOOD moves, this pool moves three times harder. The quote asset decays by funding, by rebalancing, by chop. Everyone knows it bleeds. That is the joke.
projected performance. backtested on vibes.
pHOOD3x is vault NAV, not 3x the stock price. its level is its own. what's 3x is the MOVE: the stock does 1%, the vault does ~3%. that's the number to watch.
when capacity hits 100%, minting new pHOOD3x pauses. it does not go to zero. existing tokens and $HUD keep trading. a full vault means the underlying is in demand.
$HUD trades directly against an Arcus vault holding 3x long $HOOD. The broker, on the broker's chain, as money.
A 1% move in $HOOD is roughly 3% in the quote asset. The chart re-rates on every candle, whether you traded or not.
Leveraged vaults bleed by construction. Sideways is a slow loss. It says so on the front page, not in a docs link.
LP principal locked forever, team 10% vesting over a year at a public address. No admin key, no mint function, no surprise wallets.
in plain english: to buy $HUD you go through pHOOD3x, so every buyer also lifts the leveraged asset underneath. every trade pays a fee. that fee automatically buys $HUD and burns it forever. more trading means more burning means fewer tokens left. that loop is the whole game.
it is not magic and it is not risk-free. price still moves, pHOOD3x still decays. what the flywheel guarantees is one thing: the more $HUD trades, the more $HUD is permanently destroyed.
every buyback sends $HUD to the dead address. this feed reads it straight from Robinhood Chain, refreshed live. nothing here is typed by hand.
Real Feedback©
Real Feedback© Real Feedback©
Real Feedback© Real Feedback©
I bought a memecoin and woke up with opinions about funding rates. This token gave me a finance degree against my will.
It went sideways and I still lost money. Ten out of ten. Exactly as advertised on the front page.
The only honest token on the chain. It told me I would probably lose money and then it delivered. Institutional grade transparency.
On Uniswap, pick USDG in and $HUD out. The router hops through the pHOOD3x pool on its own.
One thing on size: that middle pool is thin. Small buys are clean, large buys slip.
Split your entry if you're sizing up.
we pwoved da floow twacks 3x $HOOD, showed da ovewnight ladda wif weal data (HOOD +3.7% → floow +9% → $HUD +214%), and wote out da auto buyback & buwn equations. 32M $HUD alweady buwned. it is honest and it is unhinged.
Read the whitepaper →
No. Not affiliated, not endorsed, not connected. It's a memecoin priced in a third-party token that tracks their stock, on the chain they run. That's the whole bit.
The LP NFT sits in an immutable locker with no principal-withdrawal function. Fixed supply, no mint function, no owner privileges. The team's 10% vests linearly for one year at a public address.
The quote asset is a 3x vault. Funding, rebalancing and chop erode it even when $HOOD goes nowhere. $HUD inherits that drift. Structural, not a bug.
One swap on Uniswap. USDG in, $HUD out, the router hops through pHOOD3x automatically. Large orders slip more than you expect, so split big entries.
A vault token that holds a 3x leveraged long position on Robinhood stock. If $HOOD goes up 1%, it goes up about 3%. If $HOOD drops 1%, down about 3%. It also decays slowly from funding costs. $HUD's pool is denominated in it, which is the entire point. See The Stack above.
Into the fire. HUD-side fees burn directly. pHOOD3x-side fees buy $HUD through Uniswap and send it to the dead address. Buy back, burn, repeat. The disclosed keeper triggers harvests with slippage protection; it cannot remove LP principal.
Because it's the only token where a green day on a boomer brokerage stock pumps your memecoin three times over. If you believe retail never stops clicking the button, this is the maximally unhinged way to express that. If you don't, keep scrolling.
Now. It's live. The CA is at the top of this page, the chart is wobbling, and the feather waits for no one. Generational wealth or a funny story, probably one of the two. Still trust nothing that slides into your DMs, the only real address lives here.
Arcus